Real headlines funny??

Daily News Headlines Worth a Second Look

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Real headlines funny??kawasaki

you always seem to come up with some great one liners

where do you get them all

if you go professional

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stupid: yes
Ha ha ha ha, they are very good.
ha ha ha funny
Hey they are excellent.
ack- who changed the layout of answers. everything is backwards now!

and those headlines are really funny! thanks for starting my day with a nice laugh! =)
nice!
Sweet, Love these types of jokes!!!! =)
lol some of these made me laugh
they're good cos it gives a good start to the day when you first see the headlines, i love to start the day laughing it lightens others moods, nice one
great stuff