Im an essex girl an even i laughed at these?

ama chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item

amant - Quantity; sum total (''Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend'')

assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc

awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost

(''That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day'')

branna - More brown than on a previous occasion (''Ere, Trace, ya look

branna today, ave you been on sunbed?'')

cort a panda - A rather large hamburger

dan in the maff - Unhappy (''Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit dan in the

maff'')

eye-eels - Women's shoes

Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: ''Oi, Darren, I

fink the motah needs ta go in the garrij cos it aint working propa'')

Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island

lafarjik - Lacking in energy (''I feel all lafarjik'')

oi oi! - Tradition

Im an essex girl an even i laughed at these?ktm

Yeah. I'm a londoner, and constantly getting stick for the way I talk. But this is funny. Nice to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.........innit.LOL xx.

Im an essex girl an even i laughed at these?nortan

funny???
Best girls in the world.
do those people know english...but its still funny
lol v funny....
Chav
funny...lol
funny???
funny
i must be a natural linguist i knew what they all meant without no interpretation thank you for helping me find my talent (i allways knew i must av one)
loool! that's really funny! xxx
LOL. Well, I liked it. It's funny to me. LOL

Thanks for the laughs.

Have a good evening!
vey is grate innit
very good and i understood it all !!!!
interesting...