Monday, August 16, 2010

Is this funny number 2 then again could be true?

The A-Z of Cockney Speak



ahssbahnd - ''I am confined to the house''. as in ''Am assband''.



awse - a four-legged animal on which money is often won or lost.



blinding - excellent, as in ''West Am/Tottenham/Arsenal are blinding'' (delete as appropriate).



bruvver - male sibling



cort a panda - quarter pound hamburger.



cach - sofa, settee.



caff - daytime eating establishment



dahn ill - a) in the direction of the bottom of an incline, b) in decline, ie. ''Kat from East Enders has gone a bit dahn ill lately.''



donut - idiot.



eassband - as in ''Eassband, mate'' (instructions to cabbie to take a fare man in an easterly direction).



effix - moral principles.



fanx - an expression of gratitude.



fink 鈥?to ponder.



Furrock - where to find the Lakeside Shopping Centre.



gaff - house or home.



garrij 鈥?where one fills one鈥檚 motah (weels) with petrol.



haitch - letter between G and I, usually dropped



Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island.



innit - a) is it not? A superfluous suffix, as in: ''that's rite, innit''



janartahmean - do you understand the purport of my communication?



larf - you cannot be serious , to laugh, as in: ''You're 鈥榓vin a larf''



motah - car (generic); a banger, usually a Ford Fiesta.



muhllard - very, very drunk, also trolleyed, bladdered, legless through alcohol.

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