I'm lookin for a joke all i know is the punchline about a pandas diet eat shoots and leaves?

The joke is about poor punctuation.

A panda goes in to a restaurant and eats a meal.

He then takes a gun and fires it several times.

He then goes out.

The waiter demands to know what going on.

The panda says :'Its what I'm supposed to do. Look in this book:

'Panda : Eats, shoots and leaves.''

I'm lookin for a joke all i know is the punchline about a pandas diet eat shoots and leaves?product key

There you go.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, ''Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!'' The panda yells back at the manager, ''Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!''

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:

''A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.''

Tink x

I'm lookin for a joke all i know is the punchline about a pandas diet eat shoots and leaves?triumph

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The non-dirty version of the joke goes:

A panda is in the city and he visits a restraunt. He orders a huge meal and clearly enjoys every bit. However as soon as the waiter approaches with the check, the panda pulls out a gun, kills him, and runs out.