Friday, August 20, 2010

Funny or not?

A panda is looking through an encyclopedia on what pandas eat. So he reads Eats: shoots and leaves. He goes to a restraunt and orders then after he eats he pulls out some guns and shoots everywhere then leaves



Funny or not?symantic



A bit like a wombat.....eats roots and leaves........oops



Funny or not?viruses



To some extant, it is;but the statement plays an important role in making a narration funny,which you couldn't have done.
mildly funny. would be funnier had all these shootings had not just happened
Nah. Not funny to me. It was alright though. ; )
yup
funny
funny definately!!!!!



but he only did it coz he left his wallet in his other fur!!!!!!!



couldn't fit it in with the gun!!!!!!!



hahahahahahahaha
not
haha, not really :)
The wombat variation is funnier.
It's funnier when you don't lead with the punchline. It should read like this:



A panda walked into a cafe. He ordered a sandwich, ate it, then pulled out a gun and shot the waiter. 'Why?' groaned the injured man. The panda shrugged, tossed him a wildlife manual and walked out. And sure enough, when the waiter consulted the book, he found an explanation. 'Panda,' read the entry for his assailant. 'Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.'



Now, that's funny.

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