Are these Limericks, pt.1?

If so, please let me know if you like any of them. I'm thinking about submitting some to a school magazine...

Old People

I鈥檓 lucky I鈥檓 Still alive!

Why do they still let you drive?

Your hair has all grayed,

Your vision has swayed,

They should just keep you inside.

My Panda

My panda is black and white.

He puts up a real tough fight.

The last one to try

Is not still alive

And that man was twice your height.

Cozy

Inside I may do as I please,

Outside it is zero degrees.

It鈥檚 nice to be in

I鈥檇 say with a grin

If only I had my keys.

Diet

Hungry, hungry hippo,

You eat but never grow.

A plastic ball

No carbs at all

Your diet works, you know!

Baseball

A cool and shady summer day,

A day when baseball players play,

You swing the bat,

And just like that

My window鈥檚 gone, you鈥檒l pay! (Shakes fist angrily)

Are these Limericks, pt.1?abtuvurys 2005

I know poetry very well, and I'd say that every single one is a limerick besides ''my panda''. the lines ''The last one to try Is not still alive'' doesn't rhyme, but it's still a good poem anyway. I like ''Baseball'' because at the end you add *shakes fist angrily* it adds a nice touch.

Are these Limericks, pt.1?antivirus programs

ha! ha! those are really cute. yeah, these are limericks. but, I'll have to agree with the other girl, My Panda isn't one. but it's still cute! my favorite is...Old People. that one is so funny. well... they are all funny, but, i love that one!
Yes they are my friend

and very great ones at that,

submit away %26lt;3