A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up ''panda bear.''
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
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nice one......hahahahaha....smart panda. im giving : 8 out of 10
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Not funny. Since when does the dictionary exonerate a crime? A murderer can kill someone and tell the police to look up the dictionary for the meaning of murderer. Good play on words though!
good one hahahhha
this is a good example to prove that bear speaks in english,reads dictionary,goes to a restaurant.
clever but i didnt laugh
Heard it... post something original.
hah!!!
it's nice....
I liked it. Thank you for making me laugh out loud today.
cool its too nice but dint laugh but giggled.
10 on 10 for u
hahahahaha....rowl..lol really smart panda...lol
LMAO I love that one. XD such a great play on words. It's a good oldie LOL
Ha Ha! Funny! Nice one! 9/10.
LOL THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE HAHAHAH...
How did the panda escaped the zoo?
That's amazingly clever!
Isn't that supposed to be a mole: eats roots and leaves
(aussie humour)
Its nice and decent, LOL!
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