Chav dictionary : a is for ?

ARS A COMMONS - Our Parliament Building.

ART ATTACK - Extremely perturbed, as in "Don't tell Sharon, she'll have an art attack."

ARST - Past tense of ask. "Jordan, I must've arst ya free fazzund times to clear up yer room."

BANNSA - A person employed to deny access or eject troublemakers at a club.

"Dave's got izself a job as a bannsa."

BANTY - A chocolate and coconut snack bar.

BAVE - To wash oneself.

BOAF - The two. "Oi Dave, ooja fancy most, Sharon or Tracy?" "Boaf" is the reply.

BRANSATCH - Motor racing circuit in Kent.

CANCEL - Administrative body of a town. "Darren, wive ad annuvva letter from the cancel."

CANTAFIT - Fake, as in money.

CHOONA - An edible fish purchased in a tin and usually prepared with mayonnaise.

CORT A PANDA - A big hamburger (smaller than an arf panda)

to be continued....................

Chav dictionary : a is for ?spyware removal

That's more cockney accent than Chav speak, maybe you should have a rethink.

Chav dictionary : a is for ?virus protection software

Nuffink wrong wiv any of dat. S'ow 'arlow people tork innit. S'really good fun ter play spot the Chav up the tahn on a Sat'day mawning.
And, of course, ASBO.
haha lol that is sooooo true, why do they speak like that, I will; never understand what they say, but thanks to your dictionary, its sure gunna help when a chav is talking to me lol
AH, AH, LMAO, can't wait for the next instalment!
Can I hear bow bells or ar ya extractin da urin.
HA HA! these are good, but the first one should be ASSS A COMMUNS!

Well dun keep um cummin!
dunno- dont know

ello darlin- hello darling

to be continued .... lol
Nice One ...gave me a smile
How much do chavs pay for their shampoo ?

Panten !
lol
how is that chav? you get chavs all around the country not just in London
I found myself going into a south London accent whilst reading it, so not sure on the 'Chav' side of it, made me laugh though!
thats rubbish!
This is not CHAV!!!! It's saff landan!!!!
wtf?